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Since he stopped perplexing to fit all of his tongue in to pointless men’s mouths upon TV, Adam Lambert has left quiet.
Or during slightest he had. Now Adam Lambert is behind upon a stage we do what he does most appropriate – dividing a race with his perfect unstoppable aptitude for generating controversy. What has Adam Lambert finished this time? Has he kissed a man? Has he felched a nun? Has he bummed a unicorn? Not quite, no. Adam Lambert has stopped a strain in a center of a unison since a lady in a assembly was articulate upon her phone.
Which is a bit similar to kissing a man, in most ways. It is. It is. Stop it. It is. Anyway, there’s video after a jump.
The thing which creates Adam Lambert so renouned is a thing which creates him so argumentative – he does whatever he wants. If he wants to crop up upon a world’s most-watched bent uncover as well as sing Ring Of Fire in a character of a Moroccan carrying his testicles pierced outward a metal-scraping factory, afterwards he’ll do that. If he wants to recover his entrance manuscript with a sleeve which creates him demeanour similar to the pan-sexual visitor spook of Fat Elvis, afterwards he’ll do which too. And if he wants to kiss a male right in a face upon live radio he’ll do which too.
Adam Lambert plays by his own rules. He’s dangerous, he’s a rebel, he’s utterly presumably a homosexual. And anguish betide any a single who stops Adam Lambert from we do what he wants to do, since afterwards there’ll be ruin to pay. A really special sort of ruin which especially involves listening to Adam Lambert observant “Really?” a integrate of times in a high-pitched voice as well as afterwards pulling a scrunched-up face similar to an darling teddy bear.
And that’s only a kind of unapologetic shitcanning which Adam Lambert doled out to lady in a assembly of a in isolation iHeartRadio unison in New York this week. What did she do to incite this fearsome Adam Lambert outburst? She was articulate upon her write whilst he was perplexing to sing a song, a careless bitch. Look, there’s video of it as well as everything…
We have to contend which we determine with a lady during a finish of finish of a video who pronounced “That is NOT cool.” She’s positively right. It is NOT cool. It’s a slightest cold thing we’ve consider we’ve ever seen, in fact. We’re repelled during only how uncool it is? Seriously? Liking Adam Lambert sufficient to go to a single of his concerts? That is NOT cool.
Oh, she meant a articulate upon a phone thing, didn’t she?
Whoops.
As we were, everyone.
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